itsalwayssunny:

Mac: Dennis, I found the perfect girl for Charlie. Smart, beautiful, the whole thing.
Dennis: Where??
Mac: Right there.
Dennis: Over by the pool table?
Mac: Yeah. Nice!
Dennis: That’s great, Mac.
Dee: Good work, Mac!
Dennis: That’s a dude.
Mac: No, the one with the exposed midriff and the cans.
Dennis: Yeah, that’s Eric Wyzotski’s cousin. Carmen, right?
Mac: Yeah, Carmen.
Dennis: Tranny.
Dee: Implants?
Dennis: Yeah.
Dee: Nice.
Mac: Are you sure?
Dennis: Yeah. Look at his jeans, dude. There’s and unmistakeable bulge of a large penis in those jeans.
Dee: Yeah, there’s a dick in those pants.